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In a leaked memo, a Facebook executive, Andrew Bosworth, describes this willful disregard for truth and meaning: "We connect people. That can be good if they make it positive. Maybe someone finds love. ... That can be bad if they make it negative. ... Maybe someone dies in a terrorist attack. ... The ugly truth is ... anything that allows us to connect more people more often is *de facto* good."
In other words, asking a surveillance extractor to reject content is like asking a coal-mining operation to discard containers of coal because it's too dirty. This is why content moderation is a last resort, a public-relations operation in the spirit of ExxonMobil's social responsibility messaging. In Facebook's case, data triage is undertaken either to minimize the risk of user withdrawal or to avoid political sanctions. Both aim to increase rather than diminish data flows. The extraction imperative combined with radical indifference to produce systems that ceaselessly escalate the scale of engagement but don't care what engages you.